J’APE: Just Another Publicity Excuse – How to Publish Your (Kindle) Book for Shameless Self-Promotion and Profit: Robert C. Worstell, Richard Saunders: Amazon.com: Kindle Store

June 18, 2013

[This parody is a sarcastic look at the train-wrecks caused by “celebrities” getting into the self-publishing advice business. No animals were harmed in the creation of this ebook – but people who post pix of dressed-up kitties were unduly maligned.]

Learn the 3 Parts to Real Kindle Book Publishing
How to write a book – real quick, shallow, ghost-written.
How to publish your book – hire someone who does cheap kindle books, putting their name on the cover as payment.
How to sell a book online – using your devoted, Kool-Aid-drinking fan-base to suck-up and give you fake 5-star reviews without having read the book.


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